Friday, February 26, 2010

Tweets That Started it All Pt. 1

Here are the tweets from the first night with Sigmund that started our relationship. The first night(February 1st, a day I'll never forget)went on for awhile, so I will break it up into 2 parts. Some of the stuff he says in Norwegian, and I AINT TRANSLATIN IT. Google it yourself! :)

SigmundOlaf: MY ANGEL. OH MY HEART!


SigmundOlaf: she is gone! no reason there is to stay on the twitter website. fuck you you made her leaf!

SigmundOlaf: @ChrissyLou0404 FUCK YOU!

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr FUCK YOU TWO!


TilaTeFailure: I cant stop laughing at @SigmundOlaf "I am gettin the tikets ands you jealous. hah" omg my stomach!

SigmundOlaf: @TilaTefailure YOU ARE SO RUDE UPON ME! fuck you.. brat! Dra til Helvete~~~!! do not laugh at the unknowm!

Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf Tila is a nasty whore..im glad she deleted...

SimgundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 jealus!!! you are so stupid1 she is an angel. litterally not, but still. JEALOSU!

SigmundOlaf: oh Tila please come back!

SigmundOlaf: I need to put upon a pot of tea on the fire. to calm my nearves. JEALOUS ANGRY AMERICANS. fuck them all!

SigmundOlaf: you all laugh like this is the funny? did i make the joke? 'haha look at norweigan man'. RACIST!


Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - I love it when you get so angry like that. Grrr, baby yeahhh. xoxo

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr i love you too. you probably not the america. do you like Tila as well. we can be the good friends, ja?

Hurrdurrrrrr: @chrissylou0404 - @SigmundOlaf is big pimpin' spendin' G's. Gonna have to beat the hos off him with a fucking club.

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr I folow you now

Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf im not racist im part norweigan..i just wish you could find a better obsession than tila

SigmundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 do not tell me what to do! BRAT!

XclusiveHoney: @SigmundOlaf wow u need a dictionary!

SigmundOlaf: @XclusiveHoney you need a bible! taking the picture with your backside out. SHAME OF YOU!

Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - I want to be your secret lover. xoxo

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr non, not right!!! I have a lover in Canada. her name is Jodey. she teach me many about things about life.

SigmundOlaf: I am listening to Tila songs. do not like, but i want to remember her.

SigmundOlaf: next i go make some chips and have a glass of the normal wine. wait for sctrotrach to come home. LIKE HERE!!


Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - DITCH THE BITCH. YOU AND I BELONG TOGETHER.

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr AY ODIN. DNT TALK LIKE THAT!

Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME. I WAS WRONG AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr I noes that song. very seductive. you try to seduce me on the twitter website. make me unfaithful. NON! YOUI STOP!

Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf im not bossing you around ...just said I HOPE you can find one..not saying you have too!

SigmundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 shame of you!!!!!!! leave me alone! you made tile goes away

SigmundOlaf: :( when will the tila come back?

Aaironp: @SigmundOlaf lol!

SigmundOlaf: @aaironp shut up, you.

SigmundOlaf: going to cruise twitter for more Norway family. nice onces unlike american BASTARDS!

Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - Forget Tila. She can't seduce you on the Twitter website the way that I can.

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr why you have funnyman on your twitter website picture? are you look like him in real lif? woman like that beautiful everywhere

Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - LOOKS DON'T MATTER BABY, JUST OUR LOVE...

SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr i love you like friend, but my heart in Tila. i'm sorry . please so not tell your friends or we will be laughed at.

SigmundOlaf: @pixielotto FUCK YOU AMERICAN BASTARD!! you jelosue wench.

SigmundOlaf: I leave now to write a letter to friend in Romania. havin a hard time with the monies. and then chat with Auroa. then ofcourse wait for tila

SigmundOlaf: i made new friend today. very seductive with man cartoon picture, but ver nice and not america and has the lot of respect for tila like me

SigmundOlaf: i get 11 foolowers today. praise! nice to meet you all. hopefully you like tila. if not, I will chase you away.

SigmundOlaf: I will be back later. I will arrive when i take bath and talk to pets.


....To Be Continued....(Sorry Chrissy...I know you hate that phrase!)

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