Here are the tweets from the first night with Sigmund that started our relationship. The first night(February 1st, a day I'll never forget)went on for awhile, so I will break it up into 2 parts. Some of the stuff he says in Norwegian, and I AINT TRANSLATIN IT. Google it yourself! :)
SigmundOlaf: MY ANGEL. OH MY HEART!
SigmundOlaf: she is gone! no reason there is to stay on the twitter website. fuck you you made her leaf!
SigmundOlaf: @ChrissyLou0404 FUCK YOU!
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr FUCK YOU TWO!
TilaTeFailure: I cant stop laughing at @SigmundOlaf "I am gettin the tikets ands you jealous. hah" omg my stomach!
SigmundOlaf: @TilaTefailure YOU ARE SO RUDE UPON ME! fuck you.. brat! Dra til Helvete~~~!! do not laugh at the unknowm!
Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf Tila is a nasty whore..im glad she deleted...
SimgundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 jealus!!! you are so stupid1 she is an angel. litterally not, but still. JEALOSU!
SigmundOlaf: oh Tila please come back!
SigmundOlaf: I need to put upon a pot of tea on the fire. to calm my nearves. JEALOUS ANGRY AMERICANS. fuck them all!
SigmundOlaf: you all laugh like this is the funny? did i make the joke? 'haha look at norweigan man'. RACIST!
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - I love it when you get so angry like that. Grrr, baby yeahhh. xoxo
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr i love you too. you probably not the america. do you like Tila as well. we can be the good friends, ja?
Hurrdurrrrrr: @chrissylou0404 - @SigmundOlaf is big pimpin' spendin' G's. Gonna have to beat the hos off him with a fucking club.
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr I folow you now
Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf im not racist im part norweigan..i just wish you could find a better obsession than tila
SigmundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 do not tell me what to do! BRAT!
XclusiveHoney: @SigmundOlaf wow u need a dictionary!
SigmundOlaf: @XclusiveHoney you need a bible! taking the picture with your backside out. SHAME OF YOU!
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - I want to be your secret lover. xoxo
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr non, not right!!! I have a lover in Canada. her name is Jodey. she teach me many about things about life.
SigmundOlaf: I am listening to Tila songs. do not like, but i want to remember her.
SigmundOlaf: next i go make some chips and have a glass of the normal wine. wait for sctrotrach to come home. LIKE HERE!!
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - DITCH THE BITCH. YOU AND I BELONG TOGETHER.
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr AY ODIN. DNT TALK LIKE THAT!
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME. I WAS WRONG AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr I noes that song. very seductive. you try to seduce me on the twitter website. make me unfaithful. NON! YOUI STOP!
Chrissylou0404: @SigmundOlaf im not bossing you around ...just said I HOPE you can find one..not saying you have too!
SigmundOlaf: @chrissylou0404 shame of you!!!!!!! leave me alone! you made tile goes away
SigmundOlaf: :( when will the tila come back?
Aaironp: @SigmundOlaf lol!
SigmundOlaf: @aaironp shut up, you.
SigmundOlaf: going to cruise twitter for more Norway family. nice onces unlike american BASTARDS!
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - Forget Tila. She can't seduce you on the Twitter website the way that I can.
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr why you have funnyman on your twitter website picture? are you look like him in real lif? woman like that beautiful everywhere
Hurrdurrrrrr: @SigmundOlaf - LOOKS DON'T MATTER BABY, JUST OUR LOVE...
SigmundOlaf: @hurrdurrrrrr i love you like friend, but my heart in Tila. i'm sorry . please so not tell your friends or we will be laughed at.
SigmundOlaf: @pixielotto FUCK YOU AMERICAN BASTARD!! you jelosue wench.
SigmundOlaf: I leave now to write a letter to friend in Romania. havin a hard time with the monies. and then chat with Auroa. then ofcourse wait for tila
SigmundOlaf: i made new friend today. very seductive with man cartoon picture, but ver nice and not america and has the lot of respect for tila like me
SigmundOlaf: i get 11 foolowers today. praise! nice to meet you all. hopefully you like tila. if not, I will chase you away.
SigmundOlaf: I will be back later. I will arrive when i take bath and talk to pets.
....To Be Continued....(Sorry Chrissy...I know you hate that phrase!)
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
85 Things You Should Know About Sigmund "Siggy" Olaf
1. His gender: Hunka Hunka Burnin male
2. likes: Aunuld, cats, baths, the youtube, rap music, cattle rides, lady friend in Canada
3. Favorite foods: Stew, dried cod fish
4. Favorite drink: the tea
5. Age: 53
6. Last trip taken: Transylvania
7. The color of Sig's hair: sexy salt n peppa
8. Facial hair : seductive beard
9. The color of his eyes: don't know, but I would get lost in them if I could
10. Got any piercing: If he does, he never told us. He probably knew we would jump his bones if he told us he had a Prince Albert.
11. Most used phrase: "American Bastard" and "Shame of You"
12. Tattoos: Again - he never told us. I would have cyber raped him if he told me he had tattoos/piercings
13. Who does Sigmund like: Lady friend in Canada, MSNBitch, and Mediawhore.
14. Any siblings: Has sister that lives in another country. He would love to go to market with her one day.
15. Read the newspaper: He never needed to. We would read it for him.
16. Get told he's on crack: No one could ever say that. He was too sophisticated and well spoken to be on such stuff. Crack is whack.
17. Talk to strangers: Only if they are mediawhore's fans.
18. Take walks in the rain: sometimes when walking to Chapel
19. Drive: Cattle drive
20. like pets: Loves the pets.
21. Been out of the country: went to Transylvania recently
22.Been in love: with Lady Friend and mediawhore. We had a moment once, but it was soon squashed by other groupies and MSNBitch
23. Regret it: He will probably shame of self for loving mediawhore one day.
24. Gone skinny dipping: oh.....eh....mmmm...wah... just the thought makes my insides tingle.
25. Had a surgery: I hope not. I couldn't stand for my Sigmund to go through such pain.
26. Ran away from home: Only when Aunuld threatened to beat him. He went to Chapel.
27. Played strip poker: mmmm....again...loins are tingling with excitement....
28. Been loved: By too many people. Sigmund had many groupies.
29. Like the United States: Sigmund hates American bastards. He says they are rude.
30. Slept outdoors: I slept with him outside once. We didn't get much sleep though :)(ok, ok, in my dreams)
31. Made a Prank phone call: Sigmund is quite the comedian. He probably has made a prank call or two in his day
32. Pulled an all-nighter: Sigmund is like the vampire. He stays up late.
33. played chess: Sigmund is King of the Chess
34. slept with a friend's girlfriend: Sigmund says he taught Aunuld's Lady friend how to play chess, but Aunuld thinks they had relations.
35. Cried himself to sleep: poor thing probably did when Aunuld didn't return his call
36. been hit on my someone younger: Everytime he got on twitter we would run game on him, and most of us if not all are younger than that Norwegian stud
37. Killed someone: threatened to kill Aunuld with bark from a tree
38. Made out with a stranger: I cyber kissed him. Strange enough.
39. Had sex with a stranger: hurrdurrrrrr tried cyber sex with him. He wasn't tryin to hear it though.
40. Kissed someone: probably Lady Friend in Canada
41. Regret it: probably not. His lady friend always got between us and him.
42. Been betrayed: He said the Twitter friends stabbed him in back with silver knife.
43. Broken the law: Sigmund is a rebel. He probably has.
44. missing someone: Hopefully he misses his Sigs Angels.
45. Been on radio-tv: Sigmund is photogenic and more handsome than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined. He should play a hot man meat foriegner on a Soap Opera.
46. Dated someone online: Probably Lady Friend is an online connection. We sure tried to win his heart, but his love river runs deep for that whore.
47. Had a nervous breakdown: Yes - when he found out Aunuld's lady friend was a succubus.
48. Danced naked: probably before he takes the bath - he may do the "crank that" (superman) dance in the mirror before jumpin in the tub
49. Repeated Dream: about his pets and stew...and sometimes pets in his stew...
50. Shoe brand he prefers: Jesus Sandals.
51. Wear hats: He would never cover up that sexy salt n peppa hair
52. Judge people: He tends to judge people who don't like Mediawhore
53. Listens To: Norwegian white rappers
54. Own 10 pairs of shoes: 10 pairs of Jesus sandals - in different colors of course
55. Favorite place to shop: Market
56. Comfortable clothing: birthday suit
57. What's his style: Norwegian James Dean
. :BELIEVE IN:.
58. Miracles: He believes that statues come to life at night, so I guess ...
59. Angels: believes Mediawhore is an Angel, so yes
60. Magic: Sigmund is a firm believer in the voo doo and psychics - specifically Madam Lu
61. Ghost: He believes in Succubus, thats kinda a ghost
62. cooking: That man is The Norwegian Chef Boyardee.
63. Adultery: absolutely not. Shame of that question!
64. God: Heck yes. My Siggy is a religious stud
65. Cupid: He should - cuz cupid shot us groupies who fell in love with him
66. Sex before marriage: Shame of this!
67. The death penalty: Sigmund does not wish death on anyone. He is a peaceful person
68. Best Friends: made Sigmund very sad and scared
69. Everyone lies : on the twitter
70. Ying and Yang: Sigmund does not know this ying yang nonsense.
71. Love at first sight: Ahhh...hope so
72. Remember his first love: who cares - she was a whore.
73. What does he find romantic: Candlelit stew dinner and a bubble bath.
74. Does he look at looks alone: Sigmund is not shallow, DUH.
75. Flirt to get attention: Sigmund has Lady Friend. He would be shame of himself if he did such things.
76. Time goes by too fast: it sure does. Seems like yesterday we just met Siggy. And now he disapeared into cyberspace.
77. Afraid of: Voo Doo Statue, Succubus, and Aunuld.
Firs thing that comes to his head:
78. Food: stew
79. America: bastard
80. animal: in bed
81. pet: cats
82. Sport: the chess
83. Twitter: Non!
84. hurrdurrrrrr: wench
85.Favorite Quote? “A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed”
2. likes: Aunuld, cats, baths, the youtube, rap music, cattle rides, lady friend in Canada
3. Favorite foods: Stew, dried cod fish
4. Favorite drink: the tea
5. Age: 53
6. Last trip taken: Transylvania
7. The color of Sig's hair: sexy salt n peppa
8. Facial hair : seductive beard
9. The color of his eyes: don't know, but I would get lost in them if I could
10. Got any piercing: If he does, he never told us. He probably knew we would jump his bones if he told us he had a Prince Albert.
11. Most used phrase: "American Bastard" and "Shame of You"
12. Tattoos: Again - he never told us. I would have cyber raped him if he told me he had tattoos/piercings
13. Who does Sigmund like: Lady friend in Canada, MSNBitch, and Mediawhore.
14. Any siblings: Has sister that lives in another country. He would love to go to market with her one day.
15. Read the newspaper: He never needed to. We would read it for him.
16. Get told he's on crack: No one could ever say that. He was too sophisticated and well spoken to be on such stuff. Crack is whack.
17. Talk to strangers: Only if they are mediawhore's fans.
18. Take walks in the rain: sometimes when walking to Chapel
19. Drive: Cattle drive
20. like pets: Loves the pets.
21. Been out of the country: went to Transylvania recently
22.Been in love: with Lady Friend and mediawhore. We had a moment once, but it was soon squashed by other groupies and MSNBitch
23. Regret it: He will probably shame of self for loving mediawhore one day.
24. Gone skinny dipping: oh.....eh....mmmm...wah... just the thought makes my insides tingle.
25. Had a surgery: I hope not. I couldn't stand for my Sigmund to go through such pain.
26. Ran away from home: Only when Aunuld threatened to beat him. He went to Chapel.
27. Played strip poker: mmmm....again...loins are tingling with excitement....
28. Been loved: By too many people. Sigmund had many groupies.
29. Like the United States: Sigmund hates American bastards. He says they are rude.
30. Slept outdoors: I slept with him outside once. We didn't get much sleep though :)(ok, ok, in my dreams)
31. Made a Prank phone call: Sigmund is quite the comedian. He probably has made a prank call or two in his day
32. Pulled an all-nighter: Sigmund is like the vampire. He stays up late.
33. played chess: Sigmund is King of the Chess
34. slept with a friend's girlfriend: Sigmund says he taught Aunuld's Lady friend how to play chess, but Aunuld thinks they had relations.
35. Cried himself to sleep: poor thing probably did when Aunuld didn't return his call
36. been hit on my someone younger: Everytime he got on twitter we would run game on him, and most of us if not all are younger than that Norwegian stud
37. Killed someone: threatened to kill Aunuld with bark from a tree
38. Made out with a stranger: I cyber kissed him. Strange enough.
39. Had sex with a stranger: hurrdurrrrrr tried cyber sex with him. He wasn't tryin to hear it though.
40. Kissed someone: probably Lady Friend in Canada
41. Regret it: probably not. His lady friend always got between us and him.
42. Been betrayed: He said the Twitter friends stabbed him in back with silver knife.
43. Broken the law: Sigmund is a rebel. He probably has.
44. missing someone: Hopefully he misses his Sigs Angels.
45. Been on radio-tv: Sigmund is photogenic and more handsome than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined. He should play a hot man meat foriegner on a Soap Opera.
46. Dated someone online: Probably Lady Friend is an online connection. We sure tried to win his heart, but his love river runs deep for that whore.
47. Had a nervous breakdown: Yes - when he found out Aunuld's lady friend was a succubus.
48. Danced naked: probably before he takes the bath - he may do the "crank that" (superman) dance in the mirror before jumpin in the tub
49. Repeated Dream: about his pets and stew...and sometimes pets in his stew...
50. Shoe brand he prefers: Jesus Sandals.
51. Wear hats: He would never cover up that sexy salt n peppa hair
52. Judge people: He tends to judge people who don't like Mediawhore
53. Listens To: Norwegian white rappers
54. Own 10 pairs of shoes: 10 pairs of Jesus sandals - in different colors of course
55. Favorite place to shop: Market
56. Comfortable clothing: birthday suit
57. What's his style: Norwegian James Dean
. :BELIEVE IN:.
58. Miracles: He believes that statues come to life at night, so I guess ...
59. Angels: believes Mediawhore is an Angel, so yes
60. Magic: Sigmund is a firm believer in the voo doo and psychics - specifically Madam Lu
61. Ghost: He believes in Succubus, thats kinda a ghost
62. cooking: That man is The Norwegian Chef Boyardee.
63. Adultery: absolutely not. Shame of that question!
64. God: Heck yes. My Siggy is a religious stud
65. Cupid: He should - cuz cupid shot us groupies who fell in love with him
66. Sex before marriage: Shame of this!
67. The death penalty: Sigmund does not wish death on anyone. He is a peaceful person
68. Best Friends: made Sigmund very sad and scared
69. Everyone lies : on the twitter
70. Ying and Yang: Sigmund does not know this ying yang nonsense.
71. Love at first sight: Ahhh...hope so
72. Remember his first love: who cares - she was a whore.
73. What does he find romantic: Candlelit stew dinner and a bubble bath.
74. Does he look at looks alone: Sigmund is not shallow, DUH.
75. Flirt to get attention: Sigmund has Lady Friend. He would be shame of himself if he did such things.
76. Time goes by too fast: it sure does. Seems like yesterday we just met Siggy. And now he disapeared into cyberspace.
77. Afraid of: Voo Doo Statue, Succubus, and Aunuld.
Firs thing that comes to his head:
78. Food: stew
79. America: bastard
80. animal: in bed
81. pet: cats
82. Sport: the chess
83. Twitter: Non!
84. hurrdurrrrrr: wench
85.Favorite Quote? “A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed”
Inspiration Behind This Blog
A few weeks ago, a wonderful man came into our twitter life. His name was Sigmund Olaf. He stole our hearts and had our loins burning. He was truly a Norwegian Don Juan. He loved baths, pets, and of course, his friend Aunuld. This man would Cattle ride to places he needed to go, which turned us on. His posts melted our hearts, tickled our fancy, caused fights between the girls in love with him, and gave us smiles and something to look forward to when we got on Twitter. But one day, a certain someone we like to call MSNBitch told him lies and he was steamed. He wanted nothing to do with us anymore, so he deleted his twitter. We hope one day, we can find him again, so that our hearts will no longer hurt with pain and abandonment. Here, I will post his tweets from his two accounts: (which 1 is now deleted) @SigmundOlaf and @SigmundOlaff.
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