Inspiration Behind This Blog

A few weeks ago, a wonderful man came into our twitter life. His name was Sigmund Olaf. He stole our hearts and had our loins burning. He was truly a Norwegian Don Juan. He loved baths, pets, and of course, his friend Aunuld. This man would Cattle ride to places he needed to go, which turned us on. His posts melted our hearts, tickled our fancy, caused fights between the girls in love with him, and gave us smiles and something to look forward to when we got on Twitter. But one day, a certain someone we like to call MSNBitch told him lies and he was steamed. He wanted nothing to do with us anymore, so he deleted his twitter. We hope one day, we can find him again, so that our hearts will no longer hurt with pain and abandonment. Here, I will post his tweets from his two accounts: (which 1 is now deleted) @SigmundOlaf and @SigmundOlaff.