85 Things You Should Know About Sigmund "Siggy" Olaf

1. His gender: Hunka Hunka Burnin male
2. likes: Aunuld, cats, baths, the youtube, rap music, cattle rides, lady friend in Canada
3. Favorite foods: Stew, dried cod fish
4. Favorite drink: the tea
5. Age: 53
6. Last trip taken: Transylvania
7. The color of Sig's hair: sexy salt n peppa
8. Facial hair : seductive beard
9. The color of his eyes: don't know, but I would get lost in them if I could
10. Got any piercing: If he does, he never told us. He probably knew we would jump his bones if he told us he had a Prince Albert.
11. Most used phrase: "American Bastard" and "Shame of You"
12. Tattoos: Again - he never told us. I would have cyber raped him if he told me he had tattoos/piercings
13. Who does Sigmund like: Lady friend in Canada, MSNBitch, and Mediawhore.
14. Any siblings: Has sister that lives in another country. He would love to go to market with her one day.
15. Read the newspaper: He never needed to. We would read it for him.
16. Get told he's on crack: No one could ever say that. He was too sophisticated and well spoken to be on such stuff. Crack is whack.
17. Talk to strangers: Only if they are mediawhore's fans.
18. Take walks in the rain: sometimes when walking to Chapel
19. Drive: Cattle drive
20. like pets: Loves the pets.
21. Been out of the country: went to Transylvania recently
22.Been in love: with Lady Friend and mediawhore. We had a moment once, but it was soon squashed by other groupies and MSNBitch
23. Regret it: He will probably shame of self for loving mediawhore one day.
24. Gone skinny dipping: oh.....eh....mmmm...wah... just the thought makes my insides tingle.
25. Had a surgery: I hope not. I couldn't stand for my Sigmund to go through such pain.
26. Ran away from home: Only when Aunuld threatened to beat him. He went to Chapel.
27. Played strip poker: mmmm....again...loins are tingling with excitement....
28. Been loved: By too many people. Sigmund had many groupies.
29. Like the United States: Sigmund hates American bastards. He says they are rude.
30. Slept outdoors: I slept with him outside once. We didn't get much sleep though :)(ok, ok, in my dreams)
31. Made a Prank phone call: Sigmund is quite the comedian. He probably has made a prank call or two in his day
32. Pulled an all-nighter: Sigmund is like the vampire. He stays up late.
33. played chess: Sigmund is King of the Chess
34. slept with a friend's girlfriend: Sigmund says he taught Aunuld's Lady friend how to play chess, but Aunuld thinks they had relations.
35. Cried himself to sleep: poor thing probably did when Aunuld didn't return his call
36. been hit on my someone younger: Everytime he got on twitter we would run game on him, and most of us if not all are younger than that Norwegian stud
37. Killed someone: threatened to kill Aunuld with bark from a tree
38. Made out with a stranger: I cyber kissed him. Strange enough.
39. Had sex with a stranger: hurrdurrrrrr tried cyber sex with him. He wasn't tryin to hear it though.
40. Kissed someone: probably Lady Friend in Canada
41. Regret it: probably not. His lady friend always got between us and him.
42. Been betrayed: He said the Twitter friends stabbed him in back with silver knife.
43. Broken the law: Sigmund is a rebel. He probably has.
44. missing someone: Hopefully he misses his Sigs Angels.
45. Been on radio-tv: Sigmund is photogenic and more handsome than George Clooney and Brad Pitt combined. He should play a hot man meat foriegner on a Soap Opera.
46. Dated someone online: Probably Lady Friend is an online connection. We sure tried to win his heart, but his love river runs deep for that whore.
47. Had a nervous breakdown: Yes - when he found out Aunuld's lady friend was a succubus.
48. Danced naked: probably before he takes the bath - he may do the "crank that" (superman) dance in the mirror before jumpin in the tub
49. Repeated Dream: about his pets and stew...and sometimes pets in his stew...
50. Shoe brand he prefers: Jesus Sandals.
51. Wear hats: He would never cover up that sexy salt n peppa hair
52. Judge people: He tends to judge people who don't like Mediawhore
53. Listens To: Norwegian white rappers
54. Own 10 pairs of shoes: 10 pairs of Jesus sandals - in different colors of course
55. Favorite place to shop: Market
56. Comfortable clothing: birthday suit
57. What's his style: Norwegian James Dean

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58. Miracles: He believes that statues come to life at night, so I guess ...
59. Angels: believes Mediawhore is an Angel, so yes
60. Magic: Sigmund is a firm believer in the voo doo and psychics - specifically Madam Lu
61. Ghost: He believes in Succubus, thats kinda a ghost
62. cooking: That man is The Norwegian Chef Boyardee.
63. Adultery: absolutely not. Shame of that question!
64. God: Heck yes. My Siggy is a religious stud
65. Cupid: He should - cuz cupid shot us groupies who fell in love with him
66. Sex before marriage: Shame of this!
67. The death penalty: Sigmund does not wish death on anyone. He is a peaceful person
68. Best Friends: made Sigmund very sad and scared
69. Everyone lies : on the twitter
70. Ying and Yang: Sigmund does not know this ying yang nonsense.
71. Love at first sight: Ahhh...hope so
72. Remember his first love: who cares - she was a whore.
73. What does he find romantic: Candlelit stew dinner and a bubble bath.
74. Does he look at looks alone: Sigmund is not shallow, DUH.
75. Flirt to get attention: Sigmund has Lady Friend. He would be shame of himself if he did such things.
76. Time goes by too fast: it sure does. Seems like yesterday we just met Siggy. And now he disapeared into cyberspace.
77. Afraid of: Voo Doo Statue, Succubus, and Aunuld.

Firs thing that comes to his head:

78. Food: stew
79. America: bastard
80. animal: in bed
81. pet: cats
82. Sport: the chess
83. Twitter: Non!
84. hurrdurrrrrr: wench
85.Favorite Quote? “A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed”